How to find the perfect pool in your town

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can go the Salba route and rent an airplane and fly over miles of suburbia or
you can use the code of the streets and save cash. Find a heshen in your
neighborhood, I do not care if you live in the artic circle and think there is
not a pool for well over 400 miles, a hesh mesh trail guide can help you find a
damn pool even in 800 feet of snow. They track pools like hunters track deer.
They live for the hunt, just as us street skaters live to find a new ledge
spot. To find your closet hesh, find your local dive bar. Look for the guy at
the end of the bar who is drinking PBR in a can, not a bottle, and is rocking a
mesh hat with the faint smell of dog piss and chewing tobacco emitting off of
their clothing. Heshens hide there pools well so you have to bribe them, but
before you even try to bribe them get them lit. Make sure your hesh pool
tracker is tanked off of brew well before you even ask them where the pool is.
After the brew has taken over their brain find the closest Betty Paige looking
chick with tats on her arms and set them up like you are cupid. Once they hit
it off wait for them to leave the bar. After they jam make sure to get the hesh
before he jumps in his dodge truck with the fake pool cleaning sticker on it
and drill him on directs to a pool. At this point it will feel more like
kicking a leperacon's ass to get him to give up his pot of gold but it is worth
it. He might give you a mean look or 2 but he will give up the directions.
After you get the directions give the hesh a can of chew and jam out.
Go home, pack a shovel, a broom and bring some wax, surf wax that is and get
your ass to the pool. Bring no more than 2 friends; it is
still against the law to trespass so use common sense. Be
low profile like a navy seal. Then after you leave, make
sure you leave nothing behind. If the neighborhood looks like it is nice and
there are houses with people in them in close proximity, use the 15-minute
rule. Skate and jam before cops come. If it is not close to anyone and it is
vacant hell, hang there all night. Light it up and skate, invite a band, shit
in the deep end, whatever you feel is rad, sacrifice a goat, etc.





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Comments (5)

slambuddy
Posted on April 15, 2009 06:39 AM
Nate why you slamming barney he is just encourageing you man
cretesk8rs
Posted on April 10, 2009 04:00 PM
you guys want to find a easy way to find houses with pools???just go to the real estate agents web site in your area that are selling houses and they tell you if it has a inground pool...they even show picts...they even give you directionsn on how to get there....or there is alawys google earth...
NATE SHERWOOD
Posted on April 10, 2009 03:41 PM
Slam I know ND must have one or 8 pools brothers. I am willing to bet there are some pools there on a farm. no joke I have a home slice who found a pool in Wisconsin. No joke ask Greg Luzka he knows what I am talking about. As for Barney u need to understand jokes. calling me a kook your name is barney 4 Christ's sake. no that is my boy ally chris bailing the kick turn. I bet barney here fucking wears tube sox and thinks sublime is a good band. let me guess flat bill hat. turbo hesh mesh, getting all pissed off when you get dragged to a street spot. I am all about unity and you want some segregation in skating? fuck you. I will skate in your pool swim in your chick and drink from your water fountain. you fucking barnacle.
slambuddy
Posted on April 10, 2009 02:33 PM
all of it good advice but we dont have many pools in North Dakota. Sure wish we did
barney
Posted on April 10, 2009 10:48 AM
Sweet Sherwood, yer a kook. Find your own pools so you can try to scrape a backside grind. Is that you kickturning half way up? Pressure flip that shit.

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