bruised ribs suck

WHY DO THEY SUCK?
1 sneezing sucks.
2# the web and people tell you it goes away in a few days but everyday seems like 40 years.
3# trying to skate with them is near impossible.
4# forget sleeping at all no matter what position you are in hurts.
5# dead lines for work trips to go film people and even writing your daily operation on skateboard.com become harder than sneezing.
6# you will end up staying up all night going crazy.
7# looking back at times when you were mad at your board like in this video below seem to look like fun times rather than bad times after dealing with the above.
8# all of a sudden getting addicted to pain killers sounds like a good idea.
9# you end up in the street in a cardboard box begging for change to keep your heroin rabbit going strong.
10# you end up in jail and you become good at making license plates
11# after getting out of the slammer you move to O.B. and you take that know how of making license plates and you apply it to making book covers with the used license plates. you get a patent on the covers and before you know it every vacation desertion and souvenir store from here to Dubai has them. you make a cool 800 million and you buy a house for your family. a jet boat and plane for your home boy jason Macmaster and a new RV for your home slice jay and a bar on Tamarack for courtney. in all and all I guess bruised ribs are not that bad after all.
never mind kids go out and bruise your ribs today it is easy to do. go skate 500 motors on pch in Oceanside try a new trick and pretend you are d won and hit the oil slick on top and slam on the edge of the damn thing it feels great trust me. the first sting is way better than the 4th day it feels like a deep tissue massage after you wake up the next day doing the mr. robot dance to get out of bed.
the video will be up soon of "the day of doom" as I like to call it but for now there is work to get done
so keep posted.

Comments (5)

Hesh and son
Posted on June 14, 2009 08:27 AM
suffer the joy, skateboarding is afterall maddness
kittysk8r
Posted on June 12, 2009 07:40 AM
dang thats bad
shawn23
Posted on June 11, 2009 06:35 AM
I feel your pain. Two weeks ago I had a tumor removed from my knee. The same day I had an impacted wisdom tooth taken out. The stitches in my knee have just come out and my gum is infected.Sleep deprived and skate deprived. Rest well mate.
Mica0628
Posted on June 10, 2009 11:39 PM
ouch!that's not nice.....
StickyMike
Posted on June 10, 2009 04:00 PM
I can only imagine how bad bruised ribs suck. For the upcoming issue of Anklepants I've decided to write an article on my sprained ankle, seeing as I'm running low on material. The article on your trip up here has been quite fun to write. I'll be sending you a few copies of that once it's out. Hope your ribs start feeling better soon!

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