WHY DO THEY SUCK?

1 sneezing sucks.

2# the web and people tell you it goes away in a few days but everyday seems like 40 years.

3# trying to skate with them is near impossible.

4# forget sleeping at all no matter what position you are in hurts.

5# dead lines for work trips to go film people and even writing your daily operation on skateboard.com become harder than sneezing.

6# you will end up staying up all night going crazy.

7# looking back at times when you were mad at your board like in this video below seem to look like fun times rather than bad times after dealing with the above.

8# all of a sudden getting addicted to pain killers sounds like a good idea.

9# you end up in the street in a cardboard box begging for change to keep your heroin rabbit going strong.

10# you end up in jail and you become good at making license plates

11# after getting out of the slammer you move to O.B. and you take that know how of making license plates and you apply it to making book covers with the used license plates. you get a patent on the covers and before you know it every vacation desertion and souvenir store from here to Dubai has them. you make a cool 800 million and you buy a house for your family. a jet boat and plane for your home boy jason Macmaster and a new RV for your home slice jay and a bar on Tamarack for courtney. in all and all I guess bruised ribs are not that bad after all.

never mind kids go out and bruise your ribs today it is easy to do. go skate 500 motors on pch in Oceanside try a new trick and pretend you are d won and hit the oil slick on top and slam on the edge of the damn thing it feels great trust me. the first sting is way better than the 4th day it feels like a deep tissue massage after you wake up the next day doing the mr. robot dance to get out of bed.

the video will be up soon of "the day of doom" as I like to call it but for now there is work to get done

so keep posted.